Alison. 18. Brisbane. Torturing myself by studying Engineering at UQ. Music is amazing and I could hold a conversation about it for days. I'm also bored 99.74% of the time so feel free to talk to me. You will probably make my day.

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fratdouche2point0:

dude: you smoke?
me:image

halloweenhomo:

when lots of people start reblogging ur old selfie

image

(Source: nothomo)

Jul 9th at 11PM / via: memewhore / op: nothomo / reblog / 9,623 notes

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

Apr 10th at 5PM / via: meteolojinx / op: koalatea / reblog / 897,518 notes

darlingdiver:

I have a very deep appreciation of Anna Kendrick and her humor. 

Apr 10th at 5PM / via: solowoohooing / op: darlingdiver / reblog / 145,817 notes

jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:

jaclcfrost:

sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

this is

more than i bargained for

Apr 10th at 5PM / via: meteolojinx / op: jaclcfrost / reblog / 114,338 notes

amandabukowski:

Famous television show home floor plans.

(Source: hiconsumption.com)

Apr 10th at 5PM / via: de-preston / op: amandabukowski / reblog / 432 notes

vanconcastiel:

edens-blog:

sexstiel:

this is literally the best video on the internet

are those the fucking jonas brothers

The original vine.

(Source: lemidovato)

Apr 10th at 5PM / via: tameimp-alia / op: lemidovato / reblog / 412,657 notes
bieg:

albino sea turtle

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bieg:

albino sea turtle

Mar 30th at 4PM / via: memewhore / op: bieg / reblog / 174,928 notes

boychic:

drive-slash-skydive:

paulsrockinpagoda:

I didn’t think that heterophobia was real but it turns out this says otherwise

i’ll kill you

click the link

Mar 30th at 4PM / via: carpe-de-natem / op: paulsrockinpagoda / reblog / 47,787 notes
siensmagique:

I’m sorry… is this an ice cream sandwich made of sugar cones in waffle form. WHERE IS THIS PARADISE AND WHY AM I NOT EATING IT?????

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siensmagique:

I’m sorry… is this an ice cream sandwich made of sugar cones in waffle form. WHERE IS THIS PARADISE AND WHY AM I NOT EATING IT?????

(Source: scorpira)

Mar 30th at 4PM / via: kylesbogusjourney / op: scorpira / reblog / 45,962 notes
chuvurches:

ivlostmymindd:

saucymerbabe:

joycemanor:

cringepics:

*pounces on you and gropes your butt* :33

THIS MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE i am secondhand embarrassed and about to cry

people still talk like this???

I read this with a squint and a displeased expression.

what does glomps even mean

chuvurches:

ivlostmymindd:

saucymerbabe:

joycemanor:

cringepics:

*pounces on you and gropes your butt* :33

THIS MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE i am secondhand embarrassed and about to cry

people still talk like this???

I read this with a squint and a displeased expression.

what does glomps even mean

ladyofoverwood:

elizabitchtaylor:

  • do not comment on what I’m eating
  • do not comment on how much i’m eating
  • do not comment on how little i’m eating
  • do not comment on how healthy it is
  • do not comment on how unhealthy it is
  • do 
  • not
  • comment
  • on
  • what
  • i’m
  • eating

Mar 30th at 3PM / via: granger-danger / op: elizabitchtaylor / reblog / 111,356 notes
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