Alison. 18. Brisbane. Torturing myself by studying Engineering at UQ. Music is amazing and I could hold a conversation about it for days. I'm also bored 99.74% of the time so feel free to talk to me. You will probably make my day.

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retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

Apr 10th at 5PM / via: meteolojinx / op: koalatea / reblog / 646,598 notes

darlingdiver:

I have a very deep appreciation of Anna Kendrick and her humor. 

Apr 10th at 5PM / via: solowoohooing / op: darlingdiver / reblog / 93,262 notes

jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:

jaclcfrost:

sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

this is

more than i bargained for

Apr 10th at 5PM / via: meteolojinx / op: jaclcfrost / reblog / 92,481 notes

amandabukowski:

Famous television show home floor plans.

(Source: hiconsumption.com)

Apr 10th at 5PM / via: de-preston / op: amandabukowski / reblog / 411 notes

vanconcastiel:

edens-blog:

sexstiel:

this is literally the best video on the internet

are those the fucking jonas brothers

The original vine.

(Source: lemidovato)

Apr 10th at 5PM / via: tameimp-alia / op: lemidovato / reblog / 309,604 notes
bieg:

albino sea turtle

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bieg:

albino sea turtle

Mar 30th at 4PM / via: memewhore / op: bieg / reblog / 43,514 notes

boychic:

drive-slash-skydive:

paulsrockinpagoda:

I didn’t think that heterophobia was real but it turns out this says otherwise

i’ll kill you

click the link

Mar 30th at 4PM / via: carpe-de-natem / op: paulsrockinpagoda / reblog / 44,069 notes
siensmagique:

I’m sorry… is this an ice cream sandwich made of sugar cones in waffle form. WHERE IS THIS PARADISE AND WHY AM I NOT EATING IT?????

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siensmagique:

I’m sorry… is this an ice cream sandwich made of sugar cones in waffle form. WHERE IS THIS PARADISE AND WHY AM I NOT EATING IT?????

(Source: scorpira)

Mar 30th at 4PM / via: kylesbogusjourney / op: scorpira / reblog / 42,210 notes
chuvurches:

ivlostmymindd:

saucymerbabe:

joycemanor:

cringepics:

*pounces on you and gropes your butt* :33

THIS MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE i am secondhand embarrassed and about to cry

people still talk like this???

I read this with a squint and a displeased expression.

what does glomps even mean

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chuvurches:

ivlostmymindd:

saucymerbabe:

joycemanor:

cringepics:

*pounces on you and gropes your butt* :33

THIS MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE i am secondhand embarrassed and about to cry

people still talk like this???

I read this with a squint and a displeased expression.

what does glomps even mean

Mar 30th at 4PM / via: granger-danger / op: cringepics / reblog / 110,444 notes

ladyofoverwood:

elizabitchtaylor:

  • do not comment on what I’m eating
  • do not comment on how much i’m eating
  • do not comment on how little i’m eating
  • do not comment on how healthy it is
  • do not comment on how unhealthy it is
  • do 
  • not
  • comment
  • on
  • what
  • i’m
  • eating

Mar 30th at 3PM / via: granger-danger / op: elizabitchtaylor / reblog / 92,278 notes

Acceptable reasons to get a tattoo!!!!

luv-disc:

  • in memory of a deceased loved one
  • because you happened to pass by a tattoo shop
  • because it is your favorite quote
  • because it’s from your favorite TV show
  • to show dedication to your romantic partner
  • because you liked the design
  • because it has a deep meaning to you
  • because you were young and stupid
  • because you fucking wanted to.
Mar 30th at 3PM / via: granger-danger / op: luv-disc / reblog / 92,533 notes

Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy…

Mar 30th at 3PM / via: granger-danger / op: fallouchboy / reblog / 17,272 notes
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