This kid was born for politics.
thats the most british sentence i’ve ever read
this is the happiest thing ive ever seen
you mean I have to choose
Our city council is having an argument with a local puddle.
(Hat-tip to Forcedirected!)
wElLinGtOn lYf xo
people are boycotting the Kraft commercials for the “Zesty” salad topping because it features a topless man in compromising situations.
people are boycotting it because it sexualizes a man.
people are boycotting a commercial that features one of the oldest marketing strategies because this time it’s a man being exploited.
you don’t have to worry about me boycotting that
“Sorry kids a buffalo broke the trampoline.”
Even when I’m not horny I’m still pretty horny
one person is born a year which means that right now there are 2013 people on Earth right now. Truly amazing.
uhm, there was 2006 people in my secondary school in 2011, that would mean everyone in the world except five went to my secondary school.. i think you might be wrong sir..
do i look like a liar?
anal sneezes are cute as shit
sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time
this is not what i want to be remembered for
♡ bubblegum bitch ♡
MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT
DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP