i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.
money can be exchanged for goods and services
I have a very deep appreciation of Anna Kendrick and her humor.
sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]
SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]
more than i bargained for
Famous television show home floor plans.
this is literally the best video on the internet
are those the fucking jonas brothers
The original vine.
albino sea turtle
I didn’t think that heterophobia was real but it turns out this says otherwise
i’ll kill you
click the link
I’m sorry… is this an ice cream sandwich made of sugar cones in waffle form. WHERE IS THIS PARADISE AND WHY AM I NOT EATING IT?????
*pounces on you and gropes your butt* :33
THIS MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE i am secondhand embarrassed and about to cry
people still talk like this???
I read this with a squint and a displeased expression.
what does glomps even mean
- do not comment on what I’m eating
- do not comment on how much i’m eating
- do not comment on how little i’m eating
- do not comment on how healthy it is
- do not comment on how unhealthy it is
Acceptable reasons to get a tattoo!!!!
- in memory of a deceased loved one
- because you happened to pass by a tattoo shop
- because it is your favorite quote
- because it’s from your favorite TV show
- to show dedication to your romantic partner
- because you liked the design
- because it has a deep meaning to you
- because you were young and stupid
- because you fucking wanted to.
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy…