Alison. 18. Brisbane. Torturing myself by studying Engineering at UQ. Music is amazing and I could hold a conversation about it for days. I'm also bored 99.74% of the time so feel free to talk to me. You will probably make my day.

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A little bit about me. The retardation that is my face. My lovers. You moustache me a question. Submit your n00dz, my hebros.

I put the semen in amusement.

lolsofunny:

tastefullyoffensive:

This kid was born for politics.

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(lol here!)

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vvheaties:

thats the most british sentence i’ve ever read 

(Source: basswhale)

double-takee:

this is the happiest thing ive ever seen

(Source: adulthoodisokay)

misunfortunate:

you mean I have to choose

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clitttortoise:

caravanslost:

Our city council is having an argument with a local puddle.

(Hat-tip to Forcedirected!)

wElLinGtOn lYf xo

(Source: highmiranda)

sacajewea:

sketchlynx:

mister-sunny:

people are boycotting the Kraft commercials for the “Zesty” salad topping because it features a topless man in compromising situations.

people are boycotting it because it sexualizes a man. 

people are boycotting a commercial that features one of the oldest marketing strategies because this time it’s a man being exploited. 

you don’t have to worry about me boycotting that

adrianneamanad:

“Sorry kids a buffalo broke the trampoline.”

(Source: djisbak)

Even when I’m not horny I’m still pretty horny

(Source: rlmjob)

(Source: remonaflowers)

theanti90smovement:

idonotknoworcare:

theanti90smovement:

one person is born a year which means that right now there are 2013 people on Earth right now. Truly amazing. 

uhm, there was 2006 people in my secondary school in 2011, that would mean everyone in the world except five went to my secondary school.. i think you might be wrong sir..

do i look like a liar?

Hey Luiza.

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

this is not what i want to be remembered for

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lushcub:

♡ bubblegum bitch ♡

(Source: euphoria-aura)

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scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

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